Room 101

In my room 101 would probably be spiders because they freak me out. All those legs are just unnatural.

Kitten Story

This kitten reminds me of the time when I saved a small village in eastern Europe from a pack of giant bloodthirsty kittens. I was traveling the the country side minding my own business, when I came into a town. The majority of the population had taken refuge in a large church near the center of the village. I entered the church to find out what was going on. They welcomed me coldly as though I was an agent of the kittens or some kind of spy. After learning of how the murderous kittens had destroyed and ravaged the town I grew hot with rage. I set out the next morning to stop these vile creatures from harming the town ever again. I carried with me only my walking stick as a weapon. Upon entering the evil kittens lair I stealthily progressed through the maze of caves and tunnels. When I finally came to the large cavern that the demonic kittens inhabited I went blind white with rage and attacked without mercy. I woke up in the church two weeks later. Apparently I had slew the kittens but sometime in the battle the horrible beasts had bitten both of my legs clean off. They said that after I didn't return for a week they thought I was dead. But when the kittens didn't attack they came looking for me. Luckily for me a master surgeon lived in the village and was able to reattach my legs.